I’m sucha (History) tease
Dancer: Ma, whose on the $20 bill.
Me: I don’t know *turns to another dancer* Who’s on the $20 bill?
Dancer #2: Not a clue!
Random Customer: *points to me* I’ll give you $20 if you can tell me who’s on the $500 bill?
Me: McKinley! *snatches $20*
Customer: How the fuck did you know that but don’t know who’s on the $20.
Me: Oh did I forget to mention that I’m a history buff. *shrugs*
Funny how three people who touch all denominations of currency all night long and doesn’t know who’s on the $20 bill.